The night me and Bob got stranded in Kernville...
It started out innocently enough... we finally got out of the hell known as civic band practice, and we were making our stop as usual at the Kernville Sheetz to pick up some drinks. So we come out and there's something wrong with Bob's car.... OH MY GOD! WE'RE IN KERNVILLE! So we called her Dad... which didn't go over well because of our location... so as we sat in her car eating our ice cream and drinking our soda. First there are these 2 scary gansta thugs out at the phones. The one was playing with the zipper on his pants. Whoa! That was too funny, yet scary cause they walked right by the car! Then the thing we may rot in hell for... there was a guy in a motorized wheelchair that was going into Sheetz. Bob said something to me, so I looked over, and she's laughing at this guy! I was like, oh my God! Why are you laughing? She finally spit it out that she was tempted you yell "TIMMAY!" like off of South Park! We were at tears thinking of how absolutely hilarious this was. We're stranded in Kernville, laughing at this poor guy, cause we're thinking of "TIMMAY!" Finally her Daddy came and rescued us from the hell.

He-Ra
Me, Leah, and Bob decided to go to Windber Rec to go swimming one day. We saw this lifeguard and we couldn't decide whether it was a guy or a girl... It had shoulder length hair, was wearing all pink, had broad shoulders, wore rainbow sandals. We couldn't see whether it had leg hair or not. We nicknamed it He-Ra... hehehe. We finally got close enough to see the leg hair, so we decided he was a gay guy :p

The opening game of the AAABA
Me, Bob, and Amy all decided to go cheer on Pappy who was an ambassador for the AAABA. So I put on my doo-rag and off we went. Through me and Amy saying the same things, Bob getting claustrophobic, and a fat pimp impersonator (P P I I.... I ate the M P...) we tryed to watch a horribly boring baseball game. Although I think we watched the people and pissed people off most of all. Then the Italian Song came on, so I started dancing around singing, "Meatballs, meatballs, meatballs for everyone! who wants meatballs? i want meatballs!" YAY! Damn Galikers had milk cartons made up so the fans can shake them. Yeah, well, there were like 10 kids behind us that had 50 of them. I was ready to kill them and I was making serious death threats to them that they could hear. Finally Bob and Amy decided we could leave.. ALLELUIAH! So we go out to where we have the car, and behold-some asshole has parked us in! We tryed really hard to get out, but to no avail. So we decided to walk to Burger King cause we had to pee and we were hungry. Dammit, it was past 10 and everything was closed. So we went back to the car and sat and waited until the asshole came and moved his car so we could get out. This group of guys finally came to move their f'n car and one of them were like, "Goodnight ladies" ASSHOLE! I will never go to another baseball game again!

Trick-or-Treat
Me, Rose, and Leah decided to go trick or treating up in Richland. Richland=Rich ppl with lots of candy... for us. Me and Leah had to meet Rose at her grandma's house, which would've been easy, but we went to the wrong one! It was the one NEXT to that house. Oops! We found Rose's grandma, and then soon after Rose finally arrived. Me and Rose did the pajamas and pigtails thing, and Leah dressed up like Britney Spears. We had to take Rose's little bro, aka Pokemon, with us. He had the cutest little costume, it was so sort of Pokemon with this tail in the back! Rose stuffed it with bags so it could swoosh. Finally we were off. We made good timing, and lots of candy, since we still wanted to go over to Bob's house, and then to the Power 99 lobby to get some more candy. We drove over to Bob's street (it was too far away to walk) and we walked down to Bob's. Bob answered the door dressed like a hooker! LoL! We proceeded on to get some more candy. Pokemon had a burst of energy and started to run down the street. The tail started to wag and start bouncing up and down. Ok, so you had to be there, but it was too funny!!! We finally got all of our house to house done, and we went over to Power 99. One of the dumb DJ's were standing outside, just waiting to take our candy. "Can I have some candy?" he asked, as I just said "NO!" He was just being a total dickhead, and I was a total smartass in return :P We got our candy and gave them some of our candy we didn't like, and left. We dropped Pokemon off at Rose's grandma's house, and then went to Leah's house to watch "Leprauchan In The Hood" LoL! So is the story of my last trick-or-treat!

Getting lost in the Hershey Hotel
Me and Rose were at State Band, and our hotel was massive. Seriously. We found the room for breakfast and when we were done, we had to find our hotel rooms... big problem. We couldn't FIND them! We ran all around that damn building with no luck of finding them. We were also running out of time since the buses were supossed to leave at 8 and it was already after 8! So I saw a phone and picked it up. It gave me the front desk, so I started yelling, I'm lost and I need to find my room NOW!!! He sounded scared but he started telling me where we should go. Finally! We went down the maze of halls like rats looking for cheese, but we finally got to them. Of course it was now well after 8 and we were still not on the buses! So we ran back up to where we ate and found the buses outside. *WHEW* We got on them, and of course we were the last ones, but hey, what can you do when you kinda lose your hotel room??

Pappy's Going Away Adventure
The night started out when we all met up at the Richland Lanes. Me and Bob arrived first...I was hanging out the window! Ya know, like Alanis in "Ironic"? That is so much fun! You have to try it sometime!! And I forgot my camera because SOMEBODY didn't remind me so after Pappy arrived, she left again on a mission to Bilo to get a camera. Bruce arrived and Pappy returned. This is the 1st time me and Bob were meeting Bruce... he must have thought there was something wrong with us! He had come jokingly prepared with a knife just in case we tried to jump him...he said he was joking but Pappy knew he was really scared. LOL! So, we went inside and started to shoot pool....
Amid the laughter, middle fingers, and arguing over "sitting and leaning", little man arrived, with his male "friend" and only stayed for like 2 minutes. He said, "We're going over there..." and then they left! I bet they had to go make out or something... anyways... Bob chased him down, and he said they were going to get a beer.... riiiiiiiight. So then a few minutes later Pappy proclaimed, "Oh My God! It's Joe Brawley!" The fireman joined us for a little, entertaining us with stories about his "new chick" and his UNWITTY attempt at sarcasm.... Joe left then for his "all you can eat" dance or whatever, letting poor Bruce with 3 girls....tehehe....he had to "mack" it alone! LOL! Bruce a really bad shot so Bob and I won! Horray!
We went and started bowling, as me and Bob continued to freak Bruce out even more, but he tolerated us well with his smartass comments of course...he fit in perfectly. It was Risa, Pappy, Ass (who made her triumphant return as Singles Champ), and Moose. That wasn't good enough! No, we changed me to Rizzo, Ass to Pepe, and Moose to Stud 3 to ASS MONKEY!!! Only it came up on the monitor as ASS MO. LoL!!! With crappy drinks--such as Mop N' Glow, playing with Bruce's balls, doing moose calls, kicking back and relaxing on Bruce, me "humping" Bob, taking lots of pictures, and picking bugs out of each other's hair, it was pretty fun.
After we got sick of 2 games of bowling--but we only had to pay for 1 game a piece thanks to Pappy's slick coupons....LOL!--we went over to Valley Dairy for some ice cream. FUN BUN! We all got the "Fun Buns" and we got a group picture with our bunnies. Bob had a little too much fun with her's...hehehe... We stayed there till the last possible minute, and then we got the evil idea of going up to the fire hall where Joe was, because there was a dance up there. We went through with it too! On our way there, I hung out the window some more.... FUN!
So, we all followed Pappy to the scary fire hall...LOL! We passed a car dealership on the way in, as Bob proclaimed "Wow! There's a lot of people here!" LoL! We went in, looked around, and then some guy comes over and asks if he can help us. So we tell him we're looking for Joe Brawley, and the guy tells us to wait for him outside... so we got out but then decided to just RUN AWAY, and then we drove off without him knowing that we were ever there. It was too good! He believed my little lie in church though...what a sucker! LOL!
We then gathered in the hardware store parking lot just to sit around and loiter. Some scary motorcycle dude came and circled us for some odd reason... thank God Bruce had a knife in case he was like some mass murderer ready to kill us all. We finished off our roll of film and just talked. We made sure to thank Bruce for all of the flipping off from the evening by giving him a 3 finger salute! LOL! Then Pappy and Bruce spent some quality time together after Bob and I left, but all in all... a pretty interesting night out.... :P